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And now, ladies and gennulmen, it's more sillieness from... THE SEVENTH THINKER!

*cough in background*

Oh shut up!
Anyway, here's a rather silly video I found at Doctor Who New York which features clips of Christopher Eccleston's tenure as the Doctor to the theme of "The Muppets". Enjoy!

http://www.dwny.org/video/doctormuppet.rm

To play this you'll need RealPlayer. Oh yes, here's the main site:

http://www.dwny.org/

Enjoy!

And now for your edification, I shall spell out the word "COLOURS" seven times for no adquately explained reason:

COLOURS
COLOURS
COLOURS
COLOURS
COLOURS
COLOURS
COLOURS

Oh and by the way, you spell "colour" with a "u", not without. Personally I don't care what the Americans say that's the correct spelling. *whistles incoherently*

A little joke I thought up one day in a drug induced stupor...


A Gardener was tending to some thorny bushes of his when along comes a man in the street.

Man: "Hello!"
Gardener: "Oh hello."
Man: "What y'a doing?"
Gardener: "Oh, just tending to these special bushes of mine."
Man: "I see. What are they?"
Gardener: "An Abyssinian Cyanide Bush. Particularly potent, causes death in 30 seconds the poison does."
Man: "Nasty!"
Gardener: "I know! I put them up to keep the local yobs away!"
Man: "Oh, so what's the problem then?"
Gardener: "I just jabbed myself on one of the thorns."

Tiddy Boom!

Something very, very, very funny!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2757067.stm

Just read it! You wouldn't believe it!

Oh and, may the Farce, sorry, Force be with you! ::Silly Grin::

Ok, so what? It's here. Should I use it or not?

And for those of you in the dark I am musing over whether I should switch over to the new version of blogger yet. Well, I don't know. Although everything else shall remain the same, I'll have more options to play with. Oh well, I'll decide in the next few days, if not then so help me I shall plunge my head into a tub of extra-sugar chocolate ice cream in the middle of wasp season!

That, which leads us to the matter concerning my mental health...

Ladies and Gentlemen! It'sssss...Bad Poetry Time! Oh, and there are NO exits!

And if that didn't explain the situation, I don't know what will!


Ahem...

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
If I am dead,
I hope you are too.


Hindsight notice: If easily offended do not read the above. Ooops! Too late! I'm leaving!

*Rushes swiftly to the door*

What? Me redesign the Doctor Who logo? Probably not.
Well, that's my work alright, and done in MS Paint too. Not the best but feel free to comment on it though.

See ya!

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Soapbox time!


Ok, not really!


Fooled ya! It really is soapbox time! Ahem...


To cut straight to the point, this is (partially) what I'd do in the event of me becoming the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (which is where I live).

First, I'd nationalise all the utilities services (Electricity, Water, Waste Disposal, Gas, etc) and I'd nationalise British Airways too. Then, I'd nationalise all the bus and train companies too. Other nationalisation projects will include the rest of the Post Office/Royal Mail; British Petroleum; all the art gallieries and museums and nearly everything else that Mrs Thatcher privatised. Also I'd repeal the Blashpemy law, repeal various other pieces of legaslation that infringe on freedom of expression and maybe even enact legislation banning far-right polictical groups...nah! Keep your friends close but your enemies closer! I'd also get the NHS and education system back up on their feet and also abolish University Tuition fees. Maybe I'll even get rid of faith schools too (I think they're unethical- indoctrinating young people to follow Religion A or Faith D. Makes me sick that does!), and enact laws that protect homosexuals (always controversial). Plus I'd ban people wishing to get others to convert to their religion from knocking on other people's doors for that reason. Another thing, I'd even reduce burglars' rights in other people's homes- you break in, expect the owners to inflict pain upon your person! Also I'd ban the Church (and other religious organisations) from interfering with or in the government and I'd declare the state athiest by law; but freedom of (and from) religion still exists. I'd even increase workers' rights further and set a minimum wage up for the under-18s too. Plus I'd enact many more socialist policies to form a marginal economy for this country (not capitalist, not communist, but more of inbetween). Non essentials and food can still be distributed through private retailers, but bottled water will be heavily restricted. To fund this I'd have to raise taxes too (not always popular, but necessary at times). For income tax, the minimum rate would be upped to 30% whilst the maximum (for the rich) would be upped to 55%. If the rich complain about the higher taxes I'll say: "Stop being so God-damned selfish! You can afford it! Plus, don't take out from society without putting something in too!". Meanwhile, if the poor do it I'd say: "But it helps to fund the hospitals for if you're ill, and the schools for your children. Remember, think long term- play the Long Game (not referring to the Doctor Who episode featuring Christopher Eccleston of course)."

So there you have it, a condense version of my election manifesto. And my party? I think might called it the People's Socialist Worker's Party (PSWP), if one doesn't already exist of course.

Finally, this is my opinion, if you have a problem with it, I don't want to know!