Ladies and Gentlemen! It'sssss...Bad Poetry Time! Oh, and there are NO exits!

And if that didn't explain the situation, I don't know what will!


Ahem...

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
If I am dead,
I hope you are too.


Hindsight notice: If easily offended do not read the above. Ooops! Too late! I'm leaving!

*Rushes swiftly to the door*