Now readers, here's a little joke for you:

A man dies and he goes to heaven. Once there he is greeted by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Behind St. Peter are a bunch of big clocks. "What are those clocks for?" asks the man.

"They're lie clocks," replies St. Peter, "each person on Earth has a lie clock. Each time you tell a lie, the hands move."

"Fascinating...Who's that one then?" asks the man.

"That's Mother Teresa's, as you can see the hands haven't moved so she hasn't lied at all in her life," the Saint informed the man.

"I see, who's that?"

Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands have moved twice so yhou can see that old Abe only ever told two lies in his life."

"Interesting, so what about George W. Bush's and Donald Rumsfeld's clocks then?" inquired the man.

"Jesus is using them in his office as fans."